(we'll keep these little treats anonymous, unless you ask, in which case, I'll be more than happy to throw someone under the bus)
-The other day I caught myself shopping online for shoes.
-Hey girls...I really want to watch a good movie. How about Snow White and the Huntsmen?
-The other day I caught myself shopping online for shoes.
-Hey girls...I really want to watch a good movie. How about Snow White and the Huntsmen?
-Do you ever walk into your closet and realize that you hate every piece of clothing you own?
-I'm leaving the office soon. I'll probably go buy a shirt...or look at guns.
-I'm leaving the office soon. I'll probably go buy a shirt...or look at guns.
-Sara, when are we going to watch Breaking Dawn? How about tonight?
-Can I wear fish net stalkings to that?
-I just can't be in the office right now...I'm going to run to SteinMart.
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