Tuesday, August 20, 2013

You Said That...Really?

One of the things that people always seem to enjoy are stories of things students have said to me. They are pretty ridiculous and hilarious. So, here's a running list of those things.

"You have friends that aren't us?"

"My mom thinks its from hell. I think its funny."

"What's your last name? I know you drive a gold car. I just don't know your last name" (after 3 years of picking her up weekly from school)

"I think I have a hickey, but I'm not sure!"

"Could you find Syria on a map?" "I could pray about it"

(when asked to turn in her cell phone) "but what if someone tries to STEAL me!?!"

"you should go to a bar. No, you should go to a christian conference. NO! You should go to a bar AT a christian conference" (dating advice from a 15 year old)

"did you know the chick from White Collar is in saved by the bell?" (uneducated, uncultured kid)

"you have a new kid your school. she has chlamydia" 



I'll keep adding to this list. Kids say the darnedest things. Still.


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